A Little Economy Humor

So times are tough right now for us all and laughter always seems to be the best medicine so here's a little medicine to cure us all from the economy blues!

1. The economy is so bad... that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
2. The economy is so bad... that I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
3. The economy is so bad... that CEO's are now playing miniature golf
4. The economy is so bad... that if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
5. The economy is so bad... that Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
6. The economy is so bad... that McDonald's is selling the ¼ ouncer.
7. The economy is so bad... that parents in Beverly Hills had to fire their nannies and learn their children's names.
8. The economy is so bad... that a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
9. The economy is so bad... that Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
10. The economy is so bad... that Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
11. The economy is so bad... that the Mafia is laying off judges.
12. The economy is so bad... that Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
13. And finally... Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

*My personal favorites are 2, 7 and 8!