So times are tough right now for us all and laughter always seems to be the best medicine so here's a little medicine to cure us all from the economy blues!
- The economy is so bad... that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
- The economy is so bad... that I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
- The economy is so bad... that CEO's are now playing miniature golf
- The economy is so bad... that if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
- The economy is so bad... that Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
- The economy is so bad... that McDonald's is selling the ¼ ouncer.
- The economy is so bad... that parents in Beverly Hills had to fire their nannies and learn their children's names.
- The economy is so bad... that a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
- The economy is so bad... that Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
- The economy is so bad... that Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
- The economy is so bad... that the Mafia is laying off judges.
- The economy is so bad... that Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
- And finally... Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
*My personal favorites are 2, 7 and 8!
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